For the rockmeisters... it doesnt get any better... how to sing rock music part 1 - deep purple - child in time..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJCTrolF3CY

Sweet child in time you'll see the line
The line that's drawn between the good and the bad
See the blind man shooting at the world
Bullets flying taking toll
If you've been bad, Lord I bet you have
And you've not been hit by flying lead
You'd better close your eyes and bow your head
And wait for the ricochet


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Were the Sweeney son, and we havent had any dinner......

It's not my way, to talk to strangers
But I feel like I already know you,
And if you need somebody
I wanna manage you, huh
I can tell that you've been through some changes in your past, relationships
But come on and walk through that door
Cause I'm what you've been waitin for

Whatever's on your mind (let it of)
Girl we've got lots of time (we can talk)
Through all the good times and bad times
I wanna be the gots ta be in your life


Gots ta be the one that makes you sad
Gots ta be the one you never had
Gots ta be the one that you want so so bad
Gotta be, gotta be, gotta be your everything (everything)
Gots be the only one you fight
Gots ta be the one that makes it right
Gots ta be the one you don't like half the time (the time)
Gotta be, gotta be, gotta be your everything

Girl you just can't love anybody
I tell you I'm the right one for you,
But you gots to believe me
Cause everything that I tell you is true, yeah
I wanna be your mother,your father, your brother, and your sister too
Be the good,the bad
Be the gots ta love that you run to
Girl







B2K - Gots Ta Be

Will Someone Please ; Add Me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EScRD1Xkj2Q


I'm a loner, alone with neuroses and hate
Anger is a permanent character trait
My letter bombs are primed and they're ready to send
Would you like to add me as a friend?
I'm a wound-up whiner with a fetish for guns
I'm almost 50 and I live with my Mum
I hope my nude picture doesn't offend
Would you like to add me as a friend?

Add me, add me
Me mother says she wished she'd never 'ad me
Add me, add me
Would you like to add me as a friend?
Would you like to add me as a friend?

I'm a recovering alcoholic, I rarely leave my room
Peeping through the curtains in my dog costume
The voices in my head, oh they'll get me in the end
Would you like to add me as a friend?
I'd really like to mail you the picture that I drew
It's Kylie's body but the head is you
I've asked you fifty times before, I'm asking you again--
Would you like to add me as a friend?

Add me, add me
Me mother says she wished she'd never 'ad me
Add me, add me
Would you like to add me as a friend?
Would you like to add me as a friend?

♪♪

Add me, add me
Me mother says she wished she'd never 'ad me
Add me, add me
Would you like to add me as a friend?
Would you like to add me as a friend?

Here's a picture of me in my Nazi uniform
Doing a trick with an egg that I like to perform
At a monster truck rally that my Mum and me attend
Would you like to add me as a friend?

I've added Britney and Paris and you and Tom
I'm going to find your address so I can visit you at home
I don't like people but I like to pretend
Would you like to add me as a friend?

Add me, add me
Me mother says she wished she'd never 'ad me
Add me, add me
Would you like to add me as a friend?
Would you like to add me as a friend?
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http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=BWZwBLh2JaM&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=NL&feature=related&v=Hp5NrLR_G7M

The more you ignore me
the closer I get
you're wasting your time
the more you ignore me
the closer I get
you're wasting your time
I will be
in the bar
with my head
on the bar
I am now
a central part
of your mind's landscape
whether you care
or do not
yeah, I've made up your mind
the more you ignore me
the closer I get
you're wasting your time
the more you ignore me
the closer I get
you're wasting your time
Beware!
I bear more grudges
than lonely high-court judges
when you sleep
I will creep
into your thoughts
like a bad debt
that you can't pay
take the easy way
and give in
yeah, and let me in
IT'S WAR...
yeah, the closer I get
you're asking for it
the closer I get
the closer I...


The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get - Morrissey

If fashion is your trade,
then when you're naked,
I guess you must be unemployed yeah.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwRfAceTJt4

To The Song Al ASbout You By Mcfly !!
The Guys Sang This On radio One !!


I want to touch you
(And sleep with you)
I want to touch you baby
(Its about)
I want to touch you
(Yes that's you)
I want to touch you

Yesterday i told you something i thought you knew
Yes i told you with a smile
I want to touch you
Then you whispered in my ear and you told me too
Get lost you make me sick
I wouldn't touch you

But I will touch you in all the right places
If you want me too
But if you denied me one of your kisses
Sarah Cox will do
So hold me close and say three words like you used to do

Groping on the studio floor
I want to touch you

And if i had only one of these wishes
I would wish for you
Dressed in a tight nurses outfit
And i know what to do
So give it up cos you know full well that you want me too
I'll dress up as Sandy Lyle
And ill win the jackpot
And i'll take you with a smile
I want to touch you

I want to touch you
(And sleep with you)
I want to touch you baby
(its all about)
I want to touch you
(Yes that's you)
I want to touch you baby
(its all about)
I want to touch you
(sleep with u)
I want to touch you
(its all about)
I want to touch you
(Yes that's you)
I want to touch you
I wanna touch youuuuuuuuuu

I had to laugh , Sorry...
It's Not Fair - Lily Allen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33fqKjs-_E0

oh he treats me with respect he says he loves me all the time
he calls me fifteen times a day he likes to make sure that I'm fine
you know I've never met a man whose made me feel quite so secure
hes not like all them other boys they're all so dumb and immature

there's just one thing that's getting in the way
when we go up to bed you're just not good it's such a shame
I look into your eyes I want to get to know you
and then you make this noise and its apparent it's all over

it's not fair and I think your really mean
I think your really mean
yes I think your really mean

oh your supposed to care but you never make me scream
you never make me scream

oh it's not fair and it's really not ok
it's really not ok
it's really not ok

oh your supposed to care but all you do is take
all you do is take

well I lie here in the wet patch in the middle of the bed
I'm feeling pretty damn hard done by, I spent ages giving head
then I remember all the nice things that you've ever said to me
maybe I'm just overreacting, maybe your the one for me




there's just one thing that's getting in the way
when we go up to bed you're just not good it's such a shame
I look into your eyes I want to get to know you
and then you make this noise and its apparent it's all over


it's not fair and I think your really mean
I think your really mean
yes I think your really mean

oh your supposed to care but you never make me scream
you never make me scream

oh it's not fair and it's really not ok
it's really not ok
it's really not ok

oh your supposed to care but all you do is take
all you do is take
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http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=BWZwBLh2JaM&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=NL&feature=related&v=Hp5NrLR_G7M

'weve got girls who eat your pee and poo and guys who like to fuck your shoe'

'girls of porn' by mr bungle

makes me laugh everytime i hear it!

"everything will flow"

Thumbs up for the 'The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get' and 'Underwear' mentions! Here's mine:

For sale? dumb cunt's same dumb questions
Virgin? listen, all virgins are liars honey
And I don't know what I'm scared of or what I even enjoy
Dulling, get money, but nothing turns out like you want it to
And in these plagued streets of pity you can buy anything
For $200 anyone can conceive a god on video
He's a boy, you want a girl so tear off his cock
Tie his hair in bunches, fuck him, call him rita if you want
I eat and I dress and I wash and I still can say thank you
Puking - shaking - sinking I still stand for old ladies
Can't shout, can't scream, hurt myself to get pain out
I 't' them, 24:7, all year long
Purgatory's circle, drowning here, someone will always say yes
Funny place for the social, for the insects to start caring
Just an ambulance at the bottom of a cliff
In these plagued streets of pity you can buy anything
For $200 anyone can conceive a god on video
He's a boy, you want a girl so tear off his cock
Tie his hair in bunches, fuck him, call him rita if you want, if you want
I eat and I dress and I wash and I can still say thank you
Puking - shaking - sinking I still stand for old ladies
Can't shout, can't scream, hurt myself to get pain out
Power produces desire, the weak have none
There's no lust in this coma even for a fifty
Solitude, solitude, the 11th commandment
The only certain thing that is left about me
There's no part of my body that has not been used
Pity or pain, to show displeasure's shame
Everyone I've loved or hated always seems to leave
And in these plagued streets of pity you can buy anything
For $200 anyone can conceive a god on video
He's a boy, you want a girl so tear off his cock
Tie his hair in bunches, fuck him, call him rita if you want, if you want
Power produces desire, the weak have none
There's no lust in this coma even for a fifty
Solitude, solitude, the 11th commandment
Don't hurt, just obey, lie down, do as they say
May as well be heaven this hell, smells the same
These sunless afternoons I can't find myself

How many roads must a man walk down
Before you call him a man?
Yes, n how many seas must a white dove sail
Before she sleeps in the sand?
Yes, n how many times must the cannon balls fly
Before theyre forever banned?
The answer, my friend, is blowin in the wind,
The answer is blowin in the wind.

How many times must a man look up
Before he can see the sky?
Yes, n how many ears must one man have
Before he can hear people cry?
Yes, n how many deaths will it take till he knows
That too many people have died?
The answer, my friend, is blowin in the wind,
The answer is blowin in the wind.

How many years can a mountain exist
Before its washed to the sea?
Yes, n how many years can some people exist
Before theyre allowed to be free?
Yes, n how many times can a man turn his head,
Pretending he just doesnt see?
The answer, my friend, is blowin in the wind,
The answer is blowin in the wind.
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What was Alice doing having adventures in Wonderland when she should have been in the kitchen?

When out of a doorway the tentacles stretch
Of a song that I know
And the world moves in slow-mo
Straight to my head
like the first cigarette of the day

And it's you, and it's May
And we're sleeping through the day
And I'm five years ago
And three thousand miles away

(The Bones Of You by Elbow - well part of it anyway!)

Karma police, arrest this man ..

... he talks in math ...