I would just be happy with a woman thats not a psyco, so I can sleep with both eyes shut and the knife drawer unlocked..

If she happened to be tall and brunette as well then I would be extra happy..

A non bullshitting, honest up front individual who doesn’t feel the need to mind marry you every 5 minutes. Not to much to ask is it?

Probably is actually cos i've been looking for years

I used a be a doorman on the clubs and I have got real bad taste in women, I always end up going for the tarty, flirty, Sleezy ones, who you know are trouble..

I needs a CLASSY, EDUCATED, RESERVED, WELL MANNERED, tall slim brunette in Stilleto's who looks like butter wouldent melt in her mouth but is FILTHY in private..

Perfect woman has to be a subtle blend of..

Catherine Zeta Jones
Elizebeth Hurley
Lara Croft
Jesica Rabbit

I know Jessica Rabbit is a cartoon but come on....

Men want love. I don't believe any of that whole personality-trust-education jazz. Most good looking blokes know they're fit and just want a girl to boost their ego!

Well just find one you wouldn't mind having love with occasionally then as it's so simple.