Women suggest too much, men don't get it and get killed.

And as I'm crazy... It would be much easier for women to say: I think and almost know I'm huge, but I want you to say you like me. As for men, the answer would be: I really don't want to say anythin at this time, but I think a shag would be nice right now.
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lol ......... your spot on there ............

i can't speak for every man but my answer to the question "does my bum look big in this" has always been: "your bum looks big in everything"

..and oh a shag would be nice right now ......and is there beer in the fridge?

Just in case anyone things that the lovely gentlemen above us is joking ............ he isn't ...........

woman are constantly harping on about honesty and when you finally give it to them they say you're insensitive.

you can't win!

Probably coz everythin's so relative. One man's truth can be another's biggest lie.
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Well... If the purpose is right, let there be relativity everywhere.
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Personally, I'm not after a model girlfriend, some tall, leggy blonde hottie who barely eats a thing and showers herself with make-up. I'm into the more natural lady - healthy curves, attractive personality... someone who I could see myself being with for a long time. A gal who can share a laugh with you and share a real connection.

I may well have met her. xD
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For one moment I wish you'd hold your stage
With no feelings at all
Open minded, I'm sure I used to be so free

There's nothing wrong with a girl being skinny, or overweight for that matter.
Some wear more makeup than others. That's all immaterial.
Someone having a fun, positive outgoing personality, with a slightly twisted sense of humour does it for me every time! Of course, that's harder to find then a size zero supermodel.
(I've met four girls like that so far, and two of them were gay! The other two weren't single of course)

Cant say i have defined image in my head of what my dream girl would look like. its more to do wi the personalitiy(i know that sounds cliched).A cracking sense of humour is a must as is patience wi my bad habits and a sweet kind nature.also things in common ie politics,footie,films,music,tv,socialising

im a pritty lonely guy, and id kill just to be in an intimate with a gal would make me happy, even if its just a night in talking