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Home >> Love & Relationships >> Love requests here
22.03.2009, 22:42 quote
*raises hand*
i would like some love please, proper love, long lasting love, the serious forever kind of love x
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24.03.2009, 16:02 quote
.. it's a long time coming this 'everlasting' love business.. best hurry up or it'll have run out before it's begun!... where are you!!!!! 
LOOVVEEE
31.03.2009, 18:39 quote
Is there any left for me? I'm a love-able girl come on people whats the problem?
31.03.2009, 20:29 quote
well i dun want much of love but a lil, bt got helluva lovin to give.. any takers ?? 
31.03.2009, 20:30 quote
| sexysally wrote: |
| i'm requesting some love !! |
RSL47A
Have you put in a RSL47A Request Some Love form?
(Completed in triplicate, using a ball-point pen. If you haven't got one,a BIC or a BIRO will do.)
BTW - This is the latest revision; if you use the older form RSL46XXX you'll just get some older love.
Check the following:
Did you tick all your boxes?
Or did you box all your ticks?
And did you sign and date it?
Or did you dine and sate it?
Some people get confused here - and end up ticking all their signs, or boxing all their dates.
In the worst cases people end up dating their ticks.
This is bad news, so don't let that happen to you.
Loving Office
You may be invited in to your local Loving Office, to be means-tested for your Request. To see if you have a real need for love. Don't worry about this: it's perfectly normal government interference in people's private lives. They say there's only so much love about and they want to make sure you're not already loved-up and just looking for some extra love. You may be shocked at this, but - Yes - there are people who already have too much love in their life - but they are still looking for more.
BTW - There is a rumour that the government are just trying to find some way of taxing love.
Photos - did you include one?
The first stipulation as regards the photo is that it must not show you with *all* the following:
your hair messed up,
your glasses askew and your eyes crossed,
a torch bulb up your right nostril (or a pencil),
your tongue sticking out,
and international or Olympic standard gurning.
They haven't seen a photo with *all* of those, yet...
The second stipulation as regards the photo is that, if you are using a chair you should be sitting on it. Anyone shown with their back on the seat, their legs up the nearest wall, and their head upside down (looking at the camera) will be sent the latest government publication, Basic Chair Usage BCU1998-34C and an Order for remedial chair training at the local Loving Office. This is becoming a serious Health and Safety issue and you may have seen adverts on TV for how to use a chair. The one I like is the Joanna Lumley one, in her scanty Agent Provocateurs, sliding down gracefully (as only she can) on to the floor and her voice-over saying about how she was lucky to get away with some light splintering.
(No, I don't believe people who say she really says in her posh voice, 'sphinctering'.)
You can't miss that ad - it's usually followed by the one for accident insurance, which is followed by the one that says, 'Have you had a recent accident? Not your fault?', which is followed by the one showiung the Rottweilers and the grave and gravelly voice-over saying, 'Are you owed some money?'.
But the very best of luck with your Request!
(Did you know the waiting period is now only 217 years?)
31.03.2009, 20:34 quote
Yeah I'm tired of having the tennis kind of love AKA zilch...gimme some love!
03.05.2009, 10:44 quote
i want love that will last for a very long time if possible everlasting,if your game write me delons55k@hotmail.com
07.05.2009, 19:10 quote
PMSL
I don't want any lurve, got my cabinet stashed up on choccies and espresso until the 12th of never.
By the way... WHERE THE HECK IS CHOOCHIOU? 
08.05.2009, 09:15 quote
Whatttttttttttttttt? We've lost Choochiooooooooooooooooooooooooou? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
08.05.2009, 09:21 quote
| sc0ttie wrote: |
| I just want my gf to come back as soon as possible really, i miss her a lot, I miss everything about her at the moment really |
awww bless you .
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