You really are a brain!

i feel virtually violated
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well this man messaged me & tried appearing modest but unfortunately I discovered his post here.

Such a dweeb.

NEXT!

How many times do I come across men like him on here posting what I can only describe as TOTAL FILTH! How dare you set foot in this humble home you sad excuse of a person. I don't wish to directly target this person with what I feel but I will say this.

It's no wonder romance is dead and relationships based on sexual attraction only exist. No wonder the kids of today lack decent education, morals, understanding and a sense of well being....

I feel like adding a monty python moment here but I can't remember which one to use..

I am beginning to wonder why I signed up to this site..... It certainly isn't to read threads like this.

Here however is an insult worthy of a laugh or two....

I hope your ear holes turn into arse holes and dump all over your pullover.

I'm off to bake a cake....

yours in horror

theblindpiper.

I really want to believe that this was intended as a joke or a troll post...

Erhm... As it's a public room, do we really need to learn all his bed preferences?... lol... I adore that logically smooth transition from bible to... erhm...

I only joined this site about an hour ago, and this is the first 'discussion' I saw. Please tell me that's not the norm for people on here!

Although I do wonder how many private messages he's had taking him up on the offer now...

i love to have to the one i love.

i wouldn't mind betting the OP is a virgin.
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At least it's a great read

The guy used poor grammar in his original message on here. If he doesn't attend to the little things first, he's likely to neglect other little things too - at the expense of his big thing...

Why is it some men find it funny to be a perv?