I like to click on the photos in the random profiles section. Call me a saddo. Many of the women are interesting, a few gorgeous. Upon clicking, many of these profiles are even more appealing. 'I want it/you anyone right now and I'll even cook you a full english'. Intriguing I think.

Then I clock the date they last checked in '2005' or something. Did these girls ever exist? Or is this some cosmic mind-screw designed by the Flirtbox monkeys?

Anyway this section could be tailored so that I don't have to experience a dozen anti-climaxes every day would be great.

No, they are real. They just made the profile and then didn't check it since 2005.

It's your word against theirs Baggie and I don't fancy yer chances. I'll bet this site is populated entirely by men. It's like Shakespeare plays of old but in reverse. Urrrgh I'm feeling slightly unwell even thinking about it.

I'm off to put some lippy on, boys.

hmmmmmmmmm just checking!

Nope I am def female!

don't try and distract me with talk of clit pumps. I'm gonna seek the truth out like a soviet missle. I'm on you all like a flannel. A clean one of course.

Its a case of simply signing up like signing up to any messageboard/forum for example and not bothering to come back for whatever reason.

Its a case of simply signing up like signing up to any messageboard/forum for example and not bothering to come back for whatever reason.

I have changed the random profiles a little while ago to only use profiles of the last couple of months....sometimes the timestamps are not right. The lastvisit timestamp is never very reliable as some people remember the cookies and only login once and then never again.

I have just tested it:

user profile: mgtf2 shows "Last Login 29/10/2006"

but the proper timestamp shows "2007-03-12 20:08:43"

I have to debug it I guess.....

It's no good being all logical. The sad fact is I am being whetted - my appettie, only to be fed air like a sick Pavlovian dog. And I don't even like desserts.