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02.01.2007, 23:52 quote
Just had this emailed me - i'm assuming this took place recently but it was (allegedly) a true conversation:
Heathrow Approach: Speedbird 944, descent to 9000 feet
Speedbird 944: no reply
Heathrow Approach: Speedbird 9-4-4, descent to 9000 feet immediatly
Speedbird 944: still no reply
Heathrow Approach: Speedbird 944, you're just like my wife - you never bloody listen !
Speedbird 994: Maybe if you called her by the right name you'd get a better response... descending to 9000 feet, speedbird 9-9-4
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03.01.2007, 01:10 quote
| Cidem wrote: |
| Just had this emailed me - i'm assuming this took place recently but it was (allegedly) a true conversation:
Heathrow Approach: Speedbird 944, descent to 9000 feet Speedbird 944: no reply Heathrow Approach: Speedbird 9-4-4, descent to 9000 feet immediatly Speedbird 944: still no reply Heathrow Approach: Speedbird 944, you're just like my wife - you never bloody listen ! Speedbird 994: Maybe if you called her by the right name you'd get a better response... descending to 9000 feet, speedbird 9-9-4 |
Sorry! What was that?....I wasn't listening.
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