Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because FIFA said it didn't.

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My mate asked me if I saw the England goal.

Unfortunatly I missed it, I was too busy refereeing the match.

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Rob Green has trained today and in 3 hours he had 4,000 shots fired at him and did not concede a single goal.

Tomorrow, he and Heskey will train with the rest of the squad.

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My wife barely notices the racket all those vuvuzelas make throughout the World Cup matches.

She's used to hearing a tirade of horns every time she pulls out at a roundabout.
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