were in the doctors examination room,waiting for the doctor too come in.

when he arrives....he examined the baby, checked his weight...and found it too be slightly below normal.

the doctor asked if the baby was breast fed..

" yes " the woman replied...


well strip too your waist the doctor asked....


she did...


he pressed...kneeded...rolled...cupped....pinched.. both breasts in a detailed thorough examination...

motioning for her too get dressed again....he said...

no wonder the baby is under weight!!! you dont have any milk...


" i know" she said...ime his grandmother

but ime sooooo glad i came

thought ide seen" breast fed" somehwere before



hehe

hahayha too funny

Sorry about that Pendlelad,didnt know it was already done.

no worries bud.



just shows ya got classsssssssss

The mother says to her son,hun u love pancakes too much,try not to eat too much this time or u'll get a really big fat belly,mom and son goes shopping later that afternoon,the boy sees a pregnant woman and goes straight up to her and says "i know what you have been doing to get a stomack like that,you should be ashamed of yourself,the pregnant lady shocked and blushing looked at the boys mom and says,well your husband gave me too much wine it was his fault not mine.

I wish i were the grandma.