the uglier you are the better.

40 yrs from now you'll still enjoy sweets.

you can do the whole neighbourhood.

your guaranteed to get something in the sack.

if you don't get what you want you can go next door.

you dont have to compliment the person who gives you some.

doesn't matter if the children hear you moaning and groaning.

it doesn't matter if you fantasize your someone else, you are.

it doesn't matter how big or small the sweets are, still satisfying.

Very Funny!!!

You can boast that you scored something sweet at least once a year.

lol never thought of it like that before XD