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09.02.2007, 20:02 quote

Anonymous

Q. Why do men masturbate?

A. Because they want to have sex with someone they love.

 

09.02.2007, 20:15 quote

Anonymous

i thought it was just so we could shoot a load Very Happy

 

09.02.2007, 20:17 quote

KeironWantsLove
KeironWantsLove Joined: 05 Feb 2007 Posts: 114 Location: United Kingdom, England, Cambridgeshire
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Jeez, this guy IS lonely isnt he!

I wank cos i like it
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I need a fast car because I have a small penis

 

09.02.2007, 20:42 quote

Anonymous

Its ace, Im gonna put it on my CV under hobbies.

 

09.02.2007, 20:43 quote

Anonymous

guitargirl wrote:
Its ace, Im gonna put it on my CV under hobbies.


what jobs you going for Laughing

 

09.02.2007, 20:44 quote

KeironWantsLove
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guitargirl wrote:
Its ace, Im gonna put it on my CV under hobbies.


I already have, i managed to get an extra 45 minute break in my new job and free hand lotion
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12.02.2007, 12:13 quote

Anonymous

KeironWantsLove wrote:
Jeez, this guy IS lonely isnt he!

I wank cos i like it


yes i am lonely Smile but when u wank don't u think abt someone ?? Smile

 

12.02.2007, 12:17 quote

Anonymous

Its great to see some poeple put the trusty xmas prezzy joke book to good use[/center]

 

12.02.2007, 12:30 quote

Anonymous

danni82 wrote:
Its great to see some poeple put the trusty xmas prezzy joke book to good use[/center]



Hey are u single ??? Smile

 

12.02.2007, 12:59 quote

Aradon
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lonely99 wrote:
danni82 wrote:
Its great to see some poeple put the trusty xmas prezzy joke book to good use[/center]



Hey are u single ??? Smile


No lol
:/

and yeah i wank coz i like it LMAO, and i dont always think about anyone in particular
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12.02.2007, 14:25 quote

Anonymous

Aradon wrote:
lonely99 wrote:
danni82 wrote:
Its great to see some poeple put the trusty xmas prezzy joke book to good use[/center]



Hey are u single ??? Smile


No lol
:/

and yeah i wank coz i like it LMAO, and i dont always think about anyone in particular



hahahaha.....

 
 
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