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04.07.2007, 23:10 quote

nelboy
nelboy Joined: 02 Mar 2007 Posts: 16 Location: United Kingdom, England, Lancashire
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he; can i buy you a drink?
she; actually i'd rather have the money.

he; will you go out with me on saturday?
she; sorry, im having a headache this weekend.

he; shall we go see a movie?
she; i've already seen it.

he; where have you been all my life?
she; hiding from you.

he; hav'nt i seen you some place before?
she; yes, thats why i dont go there anymore.

he; how did you get to be so beautifull?
she; i must have been given your share.

 
 
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