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04.07.2007, 23:10 quote
he; can i buy you a drink?
she; actually i'd rather have the money.
he; will you go out with me on saturday?
she; sorry, im having a headache this weekend.
he; shall we go see a movie?
she; i've already seen it.
he; where have you been all my life?
she; hiding from you.
he; hav'nt i seen you some place before?
she; yes, thats why i dont go there anymore.
he; how did you get to be so beautifull?
she; i must have been given your share.
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