*while reading this imagine the waitress with a reall strong chinese accent, lol*

Man walks into a Chinese, takes a seat and waitress comes up to him and asks;
"wacha waaaaaaa"

so the man replys;
"could i have the pork chow mein, ice cream for afters, and heck a bottle of Brazillian beer to wash it all down"

the waitress stares for a second and repeats;
"no, no, no, wacha waaaaaaaa"

the man surprised says again;
"the pork chow mein, ice cream and a beer"

and again the waitress says;
"no, no, no, wacha waaaaaaaaa"

the man increasingly infuriated raises his voice and again says;
"damnit i want the pork, the ice cream and a beer woman"

the waitress finally says;
"no, no, no, wacha waaaaaa, paint is wet"

lol LOVE IT