Two of the royal corgis were having a chat in the grounds of sandringham.
FIRST CORGI: "I am fuckin glad the queen mom is dead"
SECOND CORGI: "Yeah i fuckin hated her"
FIRST CORGI: "Well at least they can't blame us anymore for pissing on the sofa"

Don't you think you're a little our of date?
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Vidi Vici Veni

I got in touch with my feminine side. She emailed me back saying if I ever contacted her again she'd call the police.