Goer`s gizmo of the week
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A scientist claims that he has invented a musical condom that gets louder as sex gets more vigorous. Now Grigoriy Chausovskiy wants ideas about tunes he should use. Musical condoms are nothing new one plays Ol Mc Donald Had a Farm during lovemaking.
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Pragmatist of the week
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A bride left standing when her groom got cold feet decided it was a pitty to waste the ceremony: so she called for a volunteer from the congregation to marry her instead. The wedding at Shivshankar, India was held up when the groom said the bride was not the girl he had agreed to marry. He made a run for it, was chased by the brides family but got away. Then a guest said he we step in and marry the bride.
The marriage was solemnised in double quick time- reported the Hindustan Times.

Dimwit of the week
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Barton, Oxfordshire, Engl. A graffiti artist has been arrested after signing his work.