3 Doctors at a convention are discussing great breakthroughs in there homelands!

A German Doc starts by saying "In Germany we did a heart transplant on a man and within 6 weeks he was up and about and out looking for work"

The French Doc responds "Zat is nothink, in France we performed a double eye transplant on a man and within 2 weeks he was up and about and out looking for a job"

The Brit Doc looks up and says "listen boys thats nothing! In Britain we took an a***hole from Scotland transplanted him in England and within 2 days half the country was lookng for work"

BOOM BOOM