The immature ones are always the funniest ,



So whats the difference between toilet paper and the starship enterprise?

None, they both circle round uranus getting rid of clingons.



Feel free to add some more stupid shorties

I was horrified one morning on waking up and drawing back the curtains. I saw my grandmother slumped face down on the back lawn. The dog had dug her up again...

Hahaha brilliant!