Good one!


Dave and Louise get married.
They're good Catholics, so they've yet to consummate their relationship.
On the wedding night Dave shyly says to Louise, "I must warn you my darling, my private parts are like a baby".
A tad disappointed, Louise says, "Thats ok darling, I love you anyway".
So....they get into bed...start to get all romantic...when Louise suddenly lets out a shriek and says "Dave! You said your privates were like a baby!!"
To which he replies...."It is. It's 12 inches long and weighs 9 lb 2 oz".