A couple who live in an old terraced house take on an 18-year-old
girl as a lodger.


She asked if she could have a bath but the woman of the house told
her that, being an old house, it didn't have a bath but she could use the
tin bath in front of the fire.

"Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts," she
said.. So the girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday....

After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman
filled the bath and watched as the girl got undressed. She was
surprised to see that the lass didn't have any pubic hair, and told
her husband when he came home.


He didn't believe her, so she said, "Next week I'll leave a gap in
the curtains so that you can see for yourself.."


The following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife
asked, "Do you shave?"

"No," replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hair down there.
"Do you have pubic hair?"
"Oh, yes," said the woman, and she showed off her hairy muff.



When the girl went to bed the husband came in, and the wife asked,
"Did you see it?"

"Yes," he said, "but why the hell did you have to show her yours."

"Why not?" she said. "You've seen it before."

"I know," he said, "but the darts team hadn't!!"

Very good.
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That's the bizarrest set up for a joke I've ever heard.!! I'd like to see it in sketch form
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