...is the root of all evil?

The reason you can't take it with you is that by the time you go it's usually all been spent.

If you ever see a poor man give away all that he has to help a person in need, remember that it doesnt matter how poor a person is, he can still be a gullible prat.

Forget yesterday, live for today. And pay for it in 72 low-interest instalments.

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it's been through a blender first.