THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A SOUTHERN GIRL

The first man married a woman from OHIO. He told her that she was to do
the dishes and the house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third
day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from MICHIGAN. He gave his wife orders
that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he
didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day,
he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge
dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from THE SOUTH. He ordered her to keep the
house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals
on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the
second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling
had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was
healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.


For Julianb.....Now that is a good country girl joke!! Funny but TRUE!!!

I like it!

Thanks Sue I did too. I had to get Julianb back for the Redneck joke that he posted in my honor.