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17.01.2007, 23:56 quote
there was dis bloke in a brand new jaguar drivin dwn motorway n e see's a 3 wheeled van on the side of the road wif black smoke coming from the engine so e decides to pull over n c if e needs help,, e asks if e wants a tow so e ties the rope n sets off,, n e way a few mins down the road another jag flys past signaling a race so the bloke tow'in the van puts his foot down,, they fly past police n one of the coppers says we got too jags racing ur way.. n the other copper sed yer they allways do,, so the other copper says no but there is a 3 wheeled van f*ckin avin it rite up dere arse flashin his lights n doin his horn to get past 
ope u found it funny..
18.01.2007, 00:02 quote
heehee i got to the second line and thought of you laura .. i couldnt understand it 
18.01.2007, 00:07 quote
| sparkz2k7 wrote: |
| there was this bloke in a brand new jaguar driving down motorway and he see's a 3 wheeled van on the side of the road with black smoke coming from the engine so he decides to pull over and see if he needs help. he asks if he wants a tow so he ties the rope and sets off. anyway a few minutes down the road another jag flys past signaling a race so the bloke towing the van puts his foot down. they fly past police and one of the coppers says we got too jags racing your way.. and the other copper said yeah they allways do,, so the other copper says no but there is a 3 wheeled van f*ckin havin it right up there arse flashin and doing his horn to get past
hope you found it funny.. |
i understood it
18.01.2007, 00:07 quote
| sparkz2k7 wrote: |
| there was this bloke in a brand new jaguar driving down motorway and he see's a 3 wheeled van on the side of the road with black smoke coming from the engine so he decides to pull over and see if he needs help,, he asks if he wants a tow so he ties the rope and sets off,, and he way a few mins down the road another jag flys past signaling a race so the bloke tow'in the van puts his foot down,, they fly past police and one of the coppers says we got too jags racing you'r way.. and the other copper said "yer they allways do",, so the other copper says no but there is a 3 wheeled van f*ckin having it right up there arse flashing and doin his horn to get past
hope u found it funny.. |
try that
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18.01.2007, 00:07 quote
| pirakkanaama2 wrote: | ||
try that |
ha beat youuuuuu!
18.01.2007, 00:09 quote
| sparkz2k7 wrote: |
| there was dis bloke in a brand new jaguar drivin dwn motorway n e see's a 3 wheeled van on the side of the road wif black smoke coming from the engine so e decides to pull over n c if e needs help,, e asks if e wants a tow so e ties the rope n sets off,, n e way a few mins down the road another jag flys past signaling a race so the bloke tow'in the van puts his foot down,, they fly past police n one of the coppers says we got too jags racing ur way.. n the other copper sed yer they allways do,, so the other copper says no but there is a 3 wheeled van f*ckin avin it rite up dere arse flashin his lights n doin his horn to get past
ope u found it funny.. |
lol
not bad 
18.01.2007, 00:09 quote
| sparkz2k7 wrote: |
| well it must be the way i type den coz all ma mates get it |
its this "trying to put it in a nice way" age gap thing i think
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18.01.2007, 00:10 quote
| sparkz2k7 wrote: |
| well it must be the way i type den coz all ma mates get it |
It's probably just me.
I don't understand text/internet slang..it's like a code.
18.01.2007, 00:10 quote
| scottie69 wrote: | ||||
ha beat youuuuuu! |
duuuuuude!
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