Posts: 395320 Topics: 16167 LOGIN

Home >> Jokes >> the 3 wheeled boi racer

17.01.2007, 23:56 quote

sparkz2k7
sparkz2k7 Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 13 Location: United Kingdom, England, Essex
View user's profile Visit poster's website

there was dis bloke in a brand new jaguar drivin dwn motorway n e see's a 3 wheeled van on the side of the road wif black smoke coming from the engine so e decides to pull over n c if e needs help,, e asks if e wants a tow so e ties the rope n sets off,, n e way a few mins down the road another jag flys past signaling a race so the bloke tow'in the van puts his foot down,, they fly past police n one of the coppers says we got too jags racing ur way.. n the other copper sed yer they allways do,, so the other copper says no but there is a 3 wheeled van f*ckin avin it rite up dere arse flashin his lights n doin his horn to get past Very Happy

ope u found it funny..

 

18.01.2007, 00:01 quote

Anonymous

Eh.

In english?

 

18.01.2007, 00:02 quote

Anonymous

heehee i got to the second line and thought of you laura .. i couldnt understand it Laughing

 

18.01.2007, 00:03 quote

sparkz2k7
sparkz2k7 Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 13 Location: United Kingdom, England, Essex
View user's profile Visit poster's website

dont worry its the way i type if u read it carefully u will get it

 

18.01.2007, 00:06 quote

Anonymous

I read it 3 times, and still couldn't understand it.

 

18.01.2007, 00:07 quote

Anonymous

sparkz2k7 wrote:
there was this bloke in a brand new jaguar driving down motorway and he see's a 3 wheeled van on the side of the road with black smoke coming from the engine so he decides to pull over and see if he needs help. he asks if he wants a tow so he ties the rope and sets off. anyway a few minutes down the road another jag flys past signaling a race so the bloke towing the van puts his foot down. they fly past police and one of the coppers says we got too jags racing your way.. and the other copper said yeah they allways do,, so the other copper says no but there is a 3 wheeled van f*ckin havin it right up there arse flashin and doing his horn to get past Very Happy

hope you found it funny..


i understood it Laughing Laughing

 

18.01.2007, 00:07 quote

pirakkanaama2
pirakkanaama2 Joined: 30 Dec 2006 Posts: 1888 Location: United Kingdom, England, Leicestershire
View user's profile Visit poster's website

sparkz2k7 wrote:
there was this bloke in a brand new jaguar driving down motorway and he see's a 3 wheeled van on the side of the road with black smoke coming from the engine so he decides to pull over and see if he needs help,, he asks if he wants a tow so he ties the rope and sets off,, and he way a few mins down the road another jag flys past signaling a race so the bloke tow'in the van puts his foot down,, they fly past police and one of the coppers says we got too jags racing you'r way.. and the other copper said "yer they allways do",, so the other copper says no but there is a 3 wheeled van f*ckin having it right up there arse flashing and doin his horn to get past Very Happy

hope u found it funny..


try that
_________________

 

18.01.2007, 00:07 quote

Anonymous

pirakkanaama2 wrote:
sparkz2k7 wrote:
there was this bloke in a brand new jaguar driving down motorway and he see's a 3 wheeled van on the side of the road with black smoke coming from the engine so he decides to pull over and see if he needs help,, he asks if he wants a tow so he ties the rope and sets off,, and he way a few mins down the road another jag flys past signaling a race so the bloke tow'in the van puts his foot down,, they fly past police and one of the coppers says we got too jags racing you'r way.. and the other copper said "yer they allways do",, so the other copper says no but there is a 3 wheeled van f*ckin having it right up there arse flashing and doin his horn to get past Very Happy

hope u found it funny..


try that


ha beat youuuuuu!

 

18.01.2007, 00:08 quote

sparkz2k7
sparkz2k7 Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 13 Location: United Kingdom, England, Essex
View user's profile Visit poster's website

well it must be the way i type den coz all ma mates get it

 

18.01.2007, 00:09 quote

Anonymous

Thanks for the translation both of you

 

18.01.2007, 00:09 quote

Anonymous

sparkz2k7 wrote:
there was dis bloke in a brand new jaguar drivin dwn motorway n e see's a 3 wheeled van on the side of the road wif black smoke coming from the engine so e decides to pull over n c if e needs help,, e asks if e wants a tow so e ties the rope n sets off,, n e way a few mins down the road another jag flys past signaling a race so the bloke tow'in the van puts his foot down,, they fly past police n one of the coppers says we got too jags racing ur way.. n the other copper sed yer they allways do,, so the other copper says no but there is a 3 wheeled van f*ckin avin it rite up dere arse flashin his lights n doin his horn to get past Very Happy

ope u found it funny..

lol Laughing not bad

 

18.01.2007, 00:09 quote

pirakkanaama2
pirakkanaama2 Joined: 30 Dec 2006 Posts: 1888 Location: United Kingdom, England, Leicestershire
View user's profile Visit poster's website

sparkz2k7 wrote:
well it must be the way i type den coz all ma mates get it


its this "trying to put it in a nice way" age gap thing i think
_________________

 

18.01.2007, 00:10 quote

Anonymous

sparkz2k7 wrote:
well it must be the way i type den coz all ma mates get it


It's probably just me.


I don't understand text/internet slang..it's like a code.

 

18.01.2007, 00:10 quote

Anonymous

heehee .. i still dont get it ... i'll look again in the morning though Very Happy

 

18.01.2007, 00:10 quote

pirakkanaama2
pirakkanaama2 Joined: 30 Dec 2006 Posts: 1888 Location: United Kingdom, England, Leicestershire
View user's profile Visit poster's website

scottie69 wrote:
pirakkanaama2 wrote:
sparkz2k7 wrote:
there was this bloke in a brand new jaguar driving down motorway and he see's a 3 wheeled van on the side of the road with black smoke coming from the engine so he decides to pull over and see if he needs help,, he asks if he wants a tow so he ties the rope and sets off,, and he way a few mins down the road another jag flys past signaling a race so the bloke tow'in the van puts his foot down,, they fly past police and one of the coppers says we got too jags racing you'r way.. and the other copper said "yer they allways do",, so the other copper says no but there is a 3 wheeled van f*ckin having it right up there arse flashing and doin his horn to get past Very Happy

hope u found it funny..


try that


ha beat youuuuuu!


duuuuuude!
_________________

 
 
Jump to:

You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum