Three Tampaxes are walking down the street.. Mini, Maxi & Ultra. Which one of them sez Hello ?

None of them - They're all stuck up C***s !!

why do tampons have strings?......so the crabs can bunkee jump boom boom

Steve I've heard that one before but it still gets funnier everytime!!!

Heres another:

A Vampire walks into a bar & asks the Landlord for a cup of Boiling water.

"I thought you guys drink blood" Said the confused Barman

"Yeah we do" says the vampire as he pulls a used tampon from his pocket

"I'm having a cup of tea".