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31.10.2006, 00:51 quote

eccles
Joined: 23 Jun 2006 Posts: 2200 Location: United Kingdom, England, Somerset
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A guy goes into a skoda show room and announce he wants to buy a skoda!

The salesman helps him choose a model and they go to the sales desk where he tells the guy that he has to fill in a questionairre before he can buy the car!

The guy answers all the questions but is stumped by the last one!

The salesman has asked him if he has been circumsized!!!!!!!

When he says that he has the salesman apologises and tells him that he can't buy the car!

The guy asks why!

The salesman tells him that to buy a Skoda he has to be a complete prick!
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This guy is liscensed to chill, and thrill, but the opportunities to thrill are rather less than anticipated!!!!

 

31.10.2006, 00:56 quote

cessna85
cessna85 Joined: 20 Sep 2006 Posts: 178 Location: Ireland, Laois, Portlaoise
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he he he

 

31.10.2006, 07:05 quote

Anonymous

smt:043

 

31.10.2006, 08:41 quote

Anonymous

 

02.11.2006, 17:30 quote

woody44
Joined: 28 Oct 2006 Posts: 11 Location: United Kingdom, England, West Midlands
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Great Skoda Joke.

A guy I work with has just bought one.

Does anyone know anymore?

I know the one that goes the reason why a skoda needs a heated rear screen is so the person pushing keeps their hands warm..

Mark..

 
 
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