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Home >> Jokes >> Skoda joke
31.10.2006, 00:51 quote
A guy goes into a skoda show room and announce he wants to buy a skoda!
The salesman helps him choose a model and they go to the sales desk where he tells the guy that he has to fill in a questionairre before he can buy the car!
The guy answers all the questions but is stumped by the last one!
The salesman has asked him if he has been circumsized!!!!!!!
When he says that he has the salesman apologises and tells him that he can't buy the car!
The guy asks why!
The salesman tells him that to buy a Skoda he has to be a complete prick!
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This guy is liscensed to chill, and thrill, but the opportunities to thrill are rather less than anticipated!!!!
02.11.2006, 17:30 quote
Great Skoda Joke.
A guy I work with has just bought one.
Does anyone know anymore?
I know the one that goes the reason why a skoda needs a heated rear screen is so the person pushing keeps their hands warm..
Mark..
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