::Energizer Bunny::
What happens when you put the Energizer Bunny batteries in backward?
He keeps coming and coming and coming...





::Blonde Mating Call::
Q: What is the mating call of a blonde?
A: "I'm soooo drunk."






::Adam 'n' Eve::
Q: Who made the first soft drink?
A: Adam -- he made Eve's cherry pop




Ten Things Men Know About Women

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