A duck walks into a bar and says to the barman "got any bread?" the barman says "no", the duck says "got any bread?" the barman says "no","got any bread?" the barman says "no", the duck says "got any bread?" the barman says "look you poor excuse for a duck, if you ask me if I have any bread again, I'll nail your fucking beak to the bar", Duck says "got any nails?" the barman says "no", the duck says "got any bread?"

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ok im a crap joke tellerer :0)

hey i thought i had made that one up no one i know had heard it until i told them it how did you get it ok if you liked that one how bout this one! bloke walks into a bar and hears nice tie looks around no one there walks on a bit hears nice pants same thing walks on a bit nice shoes same he gets to the bar tells the barman and the barman says oh thats just the complimenary nuts
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