A little boy and his mum was walking down the street, untill they both saw two dogs shagging each other.

The little boy asked " Mummy, what are they doing? "

Mother replied " oh, don't worry darling they are just baking cakes"

The little boy says " Baking cakes? Oh yeah i saw you and daddy bake a cake lastnight, i licked the icing off the sheets!"

lol i'm sorry its really bad, but don't think about it too much or you might hurl abuse at me!

That is wrong on so many levels but i cracked up at it! LOL

Ewwwww. I am actually grinding my teeth! lol

ewwww, its not funny, it is actually sick,

It's along the lines of this crap one:

Child: "Mummy mummy, daddy's got his willy in the biscuit tin."

Mother: "Don't worry honey, he's just f*cking crackers."