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03.06.2008, 17:23 quote

LittleVixen
LittleVixen Joined: 11 Oct 2006 Posts: 10687 Location: United Kingdom, England, Cornwall
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People were in their pews talking in church.
Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.

Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling
each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who
sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that
God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.

So Satan walked up to the old man and said, 'Don't you know who I am?'
The man replied, 'Yep, sure do.'
'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked.
'Nope, sure ain't.' said the man.
'Don't you realize I can kill with a word?' asked Satan.
'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old man in an even tone.
'Did you know that I could cause you profound , horrifying, agony for
all eternity?' persisted Satan.
'Yep,' was the calm reply.
'And you're still not afraid?' asked Satan.
'Nope,' said the old man.

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, 'Well, why aren't you afraid
of me?'

The old man calmly replied, 'Been married to your sister for 44 years.'
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03.06.2008, 17:26 quote

baggiebhoy
baggiebhoy Joined: 06 Mar 2008 Posts: 5466 Location: United Kingdom, England, West Midlands
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Laughing Laughing Laughing
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03.06.2008, 18:33 quote

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03.07.2008, 18:18 quote

angellus28
angellus28 Joined: 09 Jun 2008 Posts: 29 Location: United Kingdom, Scotland, Aberdeenshire
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AHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAH !!!


That killed all Very Happy


That was really funny Razz

 

03.07.2008, 18:22 quote

choochi0
choochi0 Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 5482 Location: United Kingdom, England, Sussex
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That scores 100 out of 10!!!!

 
 
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