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Home >> Jokes >> roadies rules
13.09.2006, 20:22 quote
I read this on a wall in a club in germany a few years ago.
Roadies Rules
If it moves, shag it.
If its wet, drink it.
If its dry, smoke it.
Anything else, load it in the van
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