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14.06.2006, 11:47 quote

PrincessTamz
PrincessTamz Joined: 15 Feb 2006 Posts: 470 Location: United Kingdom, England, Essex
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A woman and her boyfriend are out for New Years having a few drinks. While
they're sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about
this really great new drink. The more she talks about it the more excited
she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.


After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The
bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar -- a salt
shaker, a shot of Baileys and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at
the items quizzically and the woman explains. "First you put a bit of the
salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your
mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice" So, the boyfriend, trying to
go along and please her, goes for it.

He puts the salt on his tongue! -- salty but OK.


He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He
thinks
- this is OK.


Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it ... in one second the
sharp lime taste hits... at two seconds the Baileys curdles..at three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits. This triggers his gag reflex but being
manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now
nasty drink. When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend.


She smiles widely at him and says, "So, how did you like it? It's called
Blow Job Revenge.'"

 

27.06.2006, 21:00 quote

cuteinnocentguy
cuteinnocentguy Joined: 23 Jun 2006 Posts: 78 Location: United Kingdom, England, Bristol
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PMSL that is pretty good...I'll run next time I see a girl bringing me those lol

 

28.06.2006, 21:39 quote

Anonymous

PrincessTamz wrote:
A woman and her boyfriend are out for New Years having a few drinks. While
they're sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about
this really great new drink. The more she talks about it the more excited
she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.


After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The
bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar -- a salt
shaker, a shot of Baileys and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at
the items quizzically and the woman explains. "First you put a bit of the
salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your
mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice" So, the boyfriend, trying to
go along and please her, goes for it.

He puts the salt on his tongue! -- salty but OK.


He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He
thinks
- this is OK.


Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it ... in one second the
sharp lime taste hits... at two seconds the Baileys curdles..at three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits. This triggers his gag reflex but being
manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now
nasty drink. When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend.


She smiles widely at him and says, "So, how did you like it? It's called
Blow Job Revenge.'"
why did god give women foreheads???? to give you saomething to kiss after you come in their mouths


i wonder why i cant get a woman to stay with me..

 

05.07.2006, 21:44 quote

Anonymous

my mate drinks them all the time, there are minging

 
 
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