My eyesight's getting bad, so I went to the optician's yesterday.
Guess who I bumped into................ EVERYONE.

80yr old couple were seen shaggin,furiously up against the fence,arms legs going everywhere until they fell to the floor.............christ !she said you didnt shag me like that 50 yrs ago!!!!he replied the f....fence wasnt electric 50yrs ago.

Jane Goody has been attacked at home,by intruder with large knife,police have arrested shilpas mother.........ma shetty...

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you wrote me(jeewlrylady) a letter and I can't get my message to send to you write me again and send your email and I will reply

Mickey Mouse goes to his lawyer to explain why he wants to divorce Minnie. His lawyer says "I'm sorry Mr Mouse, but you can't divorce your wife just because she's got buck teeth."

So Mickey Mouse says "I never said she had buck teeth, I said she was fucking Goofy."

Dog walks into an employment exchange and says he'd like a job. Clerk is very surprised but says he will see what he can do. After half an hour of ringing around he says: "You're in luck! I've managed to get you a job with a circus." "A CIRCUS!" exclaims the dog. "What use would a circus have for a bricklayer?".