PROVERBS ~
Man with hand in pocket feel c*cky all day
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
Man who stand on toilets is high on pot
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you
Passionate kiss like spiders web, soon lead to undoing of fly
Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in seine
A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper
Man who gets too big for his britches may get exposed in the end
Man who keeps feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants
Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get a flat miner
Boy and girl go camping together sure to have naughty intent
Man who drop watch in toilet have sh*tty time
Men who fish in other man's well often catch crabs
Man who fart in church sit in own pew
Virginity like a bubble, one prick, all gone
Man who run in front of car get tired
Man who marries a girl with no bust has right to feel low down
Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet pussy