>>
>>Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after the night at a business function.
>>
>>He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple
>>of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table, next to them, a
>>single red rose!
>>
>>Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
>>pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
>>spotlessly clean.
>>
>>So is the rest of the house.
>>
>>He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back
>>at him in the
>>bathroom mirror and notices a note on the table:
>>
>>"Honey, breakfast is in the oven, I left early to go shopping
>>
>>- Love you!!"
>>
>>
>>
>>He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the
>>morning newspaper.
>>
>>His son is also at the table, eating.
>>Jack asks, "Son...what happened last night?"
>>"Well, you came home after 3am, drunk and out of your mind.
>>
>>You broke the coffee table, puked in the hallway
>>and got that black eye when you ran into the door."
>>
>>
>>"So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose and
>>breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
>>His son replies, "Oh, THAT
>>
>>Mum dragged you to the bedroom and when she tried to take your pants off,
>>you screamed:
>>"Leave me alone, bitch, I'm married!!!".
>>
>>Broken table - $250
>>Hot breakfast - $7
>>Red Rose - $3
>>Two aspirins - $0.25
>>Saying the right thing, at the right time....... priceless!!

aww lol. nice one

That made me laugh!
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Heard it before, is a great one though