A woman was very despondent and desperate over not having love in a long time. She was becoming agitated and worried that she might never find a mate.

In hopes of finding a solution to her problem, she decided that it was time to see a doctor. Looking though the Yellow pages, she came upon a Chinese love therapist named Dr. Wong.

When the woman arrived, she told the doctor her symptoms and he said, "Take off all your clothes and you crawl real fast away from me across the froor."

She crawled to the other side of the room and Dr. Wong said, "Now...you crawl real fast back to me," and she did. Dr. Wong shook his head and said, "you haf real bad case of Ed Zachary disease....worse case I ever see! That why you haf love problem."

The woman was completely confused and asked the doctor exactly what Ed Zachary Disease was and he replied, "Ed Zachary Disease....that when your face rook ED-ZACHARY rike your arse!"

HAHAHAH

LOL, i love the accent!