If you work and do your best,
you'll get the sack like all the rest,
but if you laze & bugger about,
you'll live to see the job right out.

The work is hard, the pay is small,
so take your time and sod em all,
coz when your dead you'll be forgot,
so don't try & do the bloody lot.

On your tombstone neatly lacquered,

these 3 words,

Just Bleedin Knackered.

Regards

Lee