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19.09.2008, 12:48 quote

ravencolouredsky
ravencolouredsky Joined: 07 Aug 2008 Posts: 1254 Location: United Kingdom, England, London
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What's a pirate's favorite breakfast cereal?

Lucky Charrrrms!


Why couldn't the young pirate get into the club?

He was carrrrrrrded!


Who is a pirate's favorite singer?

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRetha Franklin!


Whats a pirate's favourite shop?

ARRRRrrrrrrgos!


How do pirates know that they are pirates?

They think, therefore they ARRRR!!!!!


What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare?

A sunken chest with no booty!


What does a Dyslexic Pirate Say?

RRAAAAAAAAAAA!

 

19.09.2008, 12:50 quote

dowen
dowen Joined: 24 May 2008 Posts: 73 Location: United Kingdom, England, Kent
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Why are pirates called pirates??????????









Cos they arrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!

 
 
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