A nutritional scientist walks into a patenting office and places an apple on the desk.The clerk looks up and asks if He can help.The scientist then goes on to explain that He has developed an apple which tastes of pussy.At this, the clerk laughs in disbelief, and demands a taste.The scientist, desperate to get His product patented agrees, and hands the clerk the apple.The clerk excitedly takes a greedy bite, and spits it straight out.UGH.. THAT'S AWFUL, IT TASTES LIKE CRAP!Oh, replies the scientist, You're holding it back to front

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