Paddy's wife took him to see a marriage counsellor.
complaining that the spark had gone out of their lovemaking
The doctor thought long and hard and suddenly had a brainwave.
He grabbed padd's wife and kissed her till the sparks began to fly
"you see paddy" said the doctor
"This is what your wife needs twice a week"
"ok" said paddy, "i,ll bring her in on tuesdays & thursdays"