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20.04.2008, 14:13 quote

Bliss23
Bliss23 Joined: 21 Mar 2007 Posts: 5139 Location: United Kingdom, Scotland, Edinburgh
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A radio station was running a competition – words that weren’t in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.

DJ: “96 FM here, what’s your name?”

Caller: “Hi, my name’s Dave.”

DJ: “Dave, what’s your word?”

Caller: “Goan... spelt G-O-A-N pronounced ‘go-an’.”

DJ: “You are correct, Dave, ‘goan’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”

Caller: “Goan fuck yourself!”

The DJ cut the caller off and took other calls, all unsuccessful until:

DJ: “96 FM, what’s your name?”

Caller: “Hi, me name’s Jeff.”

DJ: “Jeff, what’s your word?”

Caller: “Smee, spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced ‘smee’.”

DJ: “You are correct, Jeff, ‘smee’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”

Caller: “Smee again! Goan fuck yourself!”?
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27.06.2008, 16:05 quote

morrishoudini
morrishoudini Joined: 20 Jun 2008 Posts: 37 Location: United Kingdom, England, West Midlands
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No never heard it before....... but it made me laff lol. Fair play on a good gag.

 

03.07.2008, 17:52 quote

angellus28
angellus28 Joined: 09 Jun 2008 Posts: 29 Location: United Kingdom, Scotland, Aberdeenshire
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LOL


That was really funny Razz

I sure would hate to be in his shoes Razz

 
 
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