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17.09.2008, 23:35 quote

susiexxx

A Welshman buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant,
and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination.

The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know
when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in grass when they are pregnant.

The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep himself.

So, he loads the sheep into his Land Rover, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the Land Rover again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back, and goes to bed exhausted.
Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round.

Try again.' he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up, and drive them out to the woods He spends all day shagging the sheep and upon returning home, falls knackered into bed.

The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look out of the window. He asks his wife to look, and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass.

'No,' she says, 'they're all in the Land Rover, and one of them is beeping the horn'

 

18.09.2008, 10:28 quote

cheekykev

Hee hee - love it! Laughing

 

18.09.2008, 11:06 quote

ravencolouredsky
ravencolouredsky Joined: 07 Aug 2008 Posts: 1522 Location: United Kingdom, England, London
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that is brilliant

 

18.09.2008, 12:15 quote

eda85

Spot on!

 

19.09.2008, 00:05 quote

choochi0
choochi0 Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 5482 Location: United Kingdom, England, Sussex
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Quite possibly the best joke ever.

 

19.09.2008, 08:55 quote

snaithman

Laughing Laughing Laughing

 

24.09.2008, 07:28 quote

redelicious
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fantastic!!!


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09.10.2008, 19:25 quote

humpyhumpy
humpyhumpy Joined: 04 Oct 2008 Posts: 6 Location: United Kingdom, England, Birmingham
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That's very, very funny.

 
 
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