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14.10.2008, 19:11 quote

pegasus68
pegasus68 Joined: 04 Oct 2007 Posts: 1174 Location: Netherlands, Noord-Brabant, Eindhoven
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An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results.

The doctor says, 'George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?'

George replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I'm done, poof! the light goes off.'

'Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor says. A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife.

'Ethel,' he says, 'George is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God.
Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! the light goes off?'

'Oh my God!' Ethel exclaims. 'He's pissing in the fridge again!
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14.10.2008, 22:09 quote

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LittleVixen Joined: 11 Oct 2006 Posts: 9407 Location: United Kingdom, England, Cornwall
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15.10.2008, 01:44 quote

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choochi0 Joined: 14 May 2008 Posts: 5490 Location: United Kingdom, England, Sussex
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That is grand.

 

15.10.2008, 12:48 quote

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redelicious Joined: 20 Feb 2008 Posts: 1611 Location: United Kingdom, England, Lincolnshire
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15.10.2008, 18:43 quote

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16.10.2008, 18:24 quote

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