My Private Part Died Today!

An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
The Nurses Aide who's name was Kim asked if there was anything wrong.

"Yes, Kim," said Mr. Goldstein, "My Private Part died today, and I'am very sad."

Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences."

The following day, Mr Goldstein was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out his pajamas, when he met the Nurses Aide Kim, "Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas."But, Nurse Kim," replied Mr. Goldstein, " I told you yesterday that my
Private Part died."Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"

(Your gonna love this!!!!!!!!!!!)
Well, he replied, "Today's the viewing."

A nurse was in the chemist's...
She said to thechemist "I would like to order 200 viagra please"
The chemist replied.. "May I ask what you intend to do with 200 viagra?"
The nurse blushed a little and explained, "I'm a nurse from the local Retirement home, and the tablets are for the gentlemen that stay there"
Feeling a little shocked the chemist enquired, " surely they are long past the use of viagra."
to which the nurse replied "No, its not for sex, its to stop them rolling out of bed in their sleep"