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20.12.2006, 13:30 quote

bradmoor
bradmoor Joined: 19 Dec 2006 Posts: 16 Location: United Kingdom, England, East Yorkshire
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Lady Brown's newspaper bill gets to £10 and she appears to be ignoring it despite several reminders from the newsagent.
The newsagent takes on a well built new paperboy and sends him to Lady Brown's as a last request to pay the bill.
The paperboy knocks her door and tells her to pay up or else. Feeling a little threatened and taking a liking to the new lad asks him in and offers him sex. The lad agrees and pulls out his 10" cock and proceeds to bend it in half. Lady Brown says "oh its ok its ok I can take it all don't worry". The lad says "Not for £10 you won't".

 
 
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