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Home >> Jokes >> Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also
13.09.2006, 19:26 quote
I found this on a feminist forum:
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at
any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
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13.09.2006, 20:42 quote
I found this on a feminist forum:
can i ask why you were on a feminist forum ? not being cheeky or anything .. just curious?
14.09.2006, 09:30 quote
I could say i was getting in touch with my feminin side but actualy I was putting a book by erin pizzey into pdf format and was doing some back ground reading on her. After getting distracted by looking at other articles i ended up there.
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