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Home >> Jokes >> My Living Will
17.07.2008, 18:09 quote
Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'
She got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.
She's such a bitch.....
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18.07.2008, 13:32 quote
Hahahaha...
i like it.
I was worried what i was going to be reading for a minute there!!
But seriously though, I couldnt live with no quality of life.
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