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17.07.2008, 18:09 quote

LittleVixen
LittleVixen Joined: 11 Oct 2006 Posts: 5773 Location: United Kingdom, England, Cornwall
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Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

She got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.

She's such a bitch.....
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17.07.2008, 21:18 quote

choochi0
choochi0 Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 2825 Location: United Kingdom, England, Sussex
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18.07.2008, 13:32 quote

deepthroath

Hahahaha...

i like it.

I was worried what i was going to be reading for a minute there!!

But seriously though, I couldnt live with no quality of life.

Sad

 
 
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