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26.05.2008, 08:23 quote

LittleVixen
LittleVixen Joined: 11 Oct 2006 Posts: 5277 Location: United Kingdom, England, Cornwall
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In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.

A nurse noticed his predicament.

Sir, she said ' You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the
buttons on the wall.'

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.

Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP, and a red one labeled ATR

Who would know if he touched them?

He couldn't resist He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.

What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.

When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.

'What happened?' he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.

'The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow.'

MEN NEVER LISTEN
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26.05.2008, 14:47 quote

mirrorpool
mirrorpool Joined: 28 Aug 2007 Posts: 956 Location: United Kingdom, England, Norfolk
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26.05.2008, 17:45 quote

drogonzo
drogonzo Joined: 11 May 2008 Posts: 70 Location: United Kingdom, England, Derbyshire
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Sorry, did you say something?

 
 
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