Bruce is driving over the Sydney Harbour Bridge one day when he sees his girlfriend, Sheila, about to throw herself off.

Bruce slams on the brakes and yells,"Sheila, what the hell d'ya think yer doin'?" Sheila turns around with a tear in here eye and says, "G'day Bruce. Ya got me pregnant, mate, and so now I'm gonna kill myself."

Bruce gets a lump in is throat when he hears this. He says, "Strewth, Sheila...Not only are you a great shag but you're a bloody good sport too."

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