a guy with a huge round orange head goes into a pub, his mate ask him what the fuck happened to you. well he says i found a lamp, rubbed it and a genie came out so i got 3 wishes. 1st wish i asked for unforetold riches, the 2nd wish i asked for a beautiful wife, i think the problem came with the 3rd wish. what the hell did you wish for asked his mate. well i wished for a..........................................................................................................huge round orange head

was this a joke or is it an actual event in your life. Im confused

if it was an actual event surely one of my wishes would had to have been that i wanted some smart arse talking shit on an internet forum

i suppose or could have been to tell a joke wich makes people at least nearly break a smile
Would have been my choice for u. Sorry u chose me