A passenger plane was getting pounded by a raging storm. The terrified passengers screamed, certain of their imminent death.

A young woman jumped up and exclaimed, "I can't take this! I won't die like an animal, strapped into a chair. If I must perish, let me die feeling like a real woman! Who here is man enough to make me feel like a real woman then?"

A strapping, handsome man arose, smiled, and made his way toward her. As he approached, he tore off his shirt, his huge muscles rippling dramatically in the flashes of lightning. He stood before her, shirt in hand, and said....

"HERE. LUV, IRON THIS!"
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"There comes a time when you look into the mirror and you realize that what you see is all that you'll ever be. Then you accept it... or you kill yourself. Or you stop looking into mirrors."
- Londo Mollari, Babylon 5

chauvinistic but cute