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06.07.2008, 21:27 quote

morrishoudini
morrishoudini Joined: 20 Jun 2008 Posts: 37 Location: United Kingdom, England, West Midlands
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A guy dies whilst making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, "Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it?" The wife replies, "Cut it off and shove it up his arse!" The undertaker does as he is told. On the day of the funeral the wife visits her husband for the last time and sees a tear rolling down his face, so she whispers in his ear, "It f***ing hurts doesn't it!"

 
 
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